a unicorn with big dreams and pink hair.
bubble gum,potato,shit AND PUSHEEN THE CAAAAT. *happy fuckin' face*
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE IN PUBLIC AND THEN YOU GET PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU WONT SEE THEM AGAIN
everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.